HELL YES POCKET DIMENSIONS! How will this work out? How does one create a pocket dimension? Thank god I’ve got the weekend to work this part out.
Also, I drew this:
I found this orchestral arrangement of “Poker Face” today and thought it sounded like a ridiculous boss theme from a Final Fantasy game…
And that’s when this happened. I am so sorry.
JOURNALIN COMIX 
Brilliant!
Really. And that music does sound like a ‘Penultimate-Boss-That-Will-Make-You-Cry’ tune.
Oh man I know!
I love Gaga’s composition but her lyrics suck, so this is totally awesome.
XD omg brills!! the little cloud is cuuute! and the gaga FF boss is super accurate if not cooler than gaga herself. >_>;; she gets kinda old… lol.~
little cloud…?
yeah… by his hands… he’s all like POOF
oh god, duh.
haah its alllll goood 😀
i should mention.. you are getting me inspired to do a comic i wanted to do. if you can kick urself in the butt to keep at this consistently and really awesomely.. it makes me want to draw too!
WHY ARE YOU WRITING THIS?
DRAW, DRAW, DRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWW
THIS IS CERTAIN TO RESOLVE ITSELF QUICKY. YUP.
Also, this gaga fanart/bosstheme combo is tru facts. You know she would be an absolute bitch and a half to beat.
I made up a moveset for her and everything…
What’s her tell for when you’re about to beat her? I feel like her vagina would glow or something. Cause she’s like that…
If you don’t kill her three turns after she hit’s 25% health, she uses Dance In The Dark and kills the crap out of your party.
I’m sure she gets her own Limit Break. It’d be something like sealing the party into a dark, dank dimension of utter hopelessness and being forced to listen to horrible music.
Kinda like Anima’s Overdrive except with less punching and more Nickelback covers.
God I was just IMing with a friend about this:
Monster: Physical Attack; Basically a claw swipe
Bad Romance: Heavy fire-based damage
LoveGame: Confusion
Telephone: Mute: No magic
Poker Face: Heal; Remove status ailments
Limit Break- Dance In The Dark: Basically what you just described
Do I smell 16 bit RPG?
Quick, someone get out the RPG Maker!
ughhh… I could never work that thing.
I actually got about 3 hours worth of game out of it with a 30 day trial.
My friends actually thought about getting it for me just so I could finish the damn thing. But my work ethic being what it is I didn’t want them to waste money.
I still think about buying it one of these days.
awww…
Black Mage, White Mage, Red Mage, Blue Mage, Time Mage, and now the less combat oriented and more enterprising Space Mage. I love that you actually went with a pocket dimension, and you have to give it up for Han and his ever manipulative advice. I bet he used to host Matchmaker. And it’s nice to see Gaga has progressed from supervillain to final boss (ref. to earlier comic blog). However, I cannot help but think there is a secret boss in some cave somewhere thet is…well, something vestigial.
Aren’t all secret bosses, really?
Impotent dicks? Yeah, sure.
whadda-PUN!!!
Oh, the vaudevillian delivery.
http://instantrimshot.com
It looks like this funnyman… just got serious.
http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=csi
oooooh fuck.
Magic and steam punk working together and not clashing? Nice. It really does sound like boss music….. If it was lady gaga though it might be some type of cop out of a boss, like the one undead boss in ff9. Cast life or use a phoenix down, bam.
I was thinking something where she keeps changing elemental alignment and her Poker Face ability keeps you from scanning her to see what it is.
Thats why you have to use non elemental. Or whack her to death, I mean, why have an over sized sword if you’re not going to use it?
very true.
You could do it multiple ways. You could grab a section of the Astral Plane, fold it into the right shape, then (metaphysicaly) staple the edges of the entrance of this folded space to the inside of the ship. Of course, then you’ed run the risk off the whole thing imploding fantasticly the moment someone brings a portable hole or bag of holding on board. Subsequently expeling everyone and everything inside and relatively near the ship into the airless void of the Astral Plane. Or, you could do the same thing with any section of the Prime (our/their world)… although, then, if someone built a house over the spot you jacked space from, it could cause all kinds of spatial anomoly nonsense, a la House of Leaves. Or you could just build a mini-plane from scratch and establish a permanent gateway from the ship to the pocket plane. Very difficult to do that though. Also, you run the risk of the portal falling under the dominion of Her Serenity, Our Lady of Pain (may She ever ignore us and turn her attention to other fools).
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Precisely. And this is why we have wizards. It’s also why wizards are, as a rule, slightly eccentric to very insane.