O w-wait… what? It’s not pirate raiding party, he’s just a douchebag? Thank God. I thought I had screwed up pretty badly and the city was doomed there for a minute. Silly me.
I don’t think I’ll ever understand those stripped novelty glasses. WHAT is the point–I even saw someone driving with them on, and that is pretty scary…
IRONY, DEAR GIRL.
People can’t do anything anymore without the all-consuming need to be ironic somehow.
Watch out, he might be after your booty.
Honestly a douchbag raiding party sounds worse. A pirate might take your treasure and set your house on fire, but then the leave. Douchbags are like cockroaches.
Everyone wants my booty. No one loves me for my mind.
My G-d, where did he get his fashion sense from? Mr. Smee? Somebody call the fashion police, please…
maybe they’re gay lovers?
the glasses, make him take them off!
THEY’RE GRAFTED TO HIS SKULL
brb need guillotine lol
Don’t come to California then. We have tall ships.
any weirdos wander around the city during Origins this year? They are still douchebags, but for different reasons…
Oh god is that why I ran into a huge throbbing horde of cosplayers and LARPers downtown back in June? Ugh the body odor on those guys.
Quick, bring out the ninja’s! They’re our the hope left.
“the=only” I suck at sentences *sob*
hipster pirate wears ironic pink sunglasses!!!!
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