I’m most amazed at how I was soaked in sweat and still able to achieve combustion. I’m just full of surprises… or something. I guess.
Combustible sweat? Have you been eating a lot of seafood? Maybe you should sue BP.
I haven’t, which is what’s weird.
Combusting while being soaked in sweat only drives home the fact that it was SO HOT TODAY OH GOD D:
see, that’s what I was thinking…
YOU REACHED 512 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT?! MY GOD, MAN!
yeah, I was surprised too.
for a few, painful moments, you were the human torch.
and in a few years, I can temporarily be Captain America.
idk, are you american enough for that?
@__@ it sure was muggy. i like your spontaneous combusted skeleton~
I was really proud of that bit!
rightly so 😀
when it’s over 100 degrees i throw my pride out the window.
…Ohhh the imagery.
OH G-D. THE HEAT. You can’t even complain mister! You have no idea what it’s like doing yard work at one in the afternoon on a hot July day in SUNNYFUCKINGCALIFORNIA.
God isn’t a profanity…?
wait, are you Jewish?
The only bit of god forbidden to jewish people is attempting to pronounce/say his name as its written in hebrew. Which, by the way, isn’t easy to do << /hastried
Also, heat sucks. Being dragged on family vacation to places hot and humid? Makes it suck more :<
You mean Yahweh?
OH GOD I KNOW AAAAGH
Yes, I am. >_> Ahem. But as it stands it’s standard practice when writing not to fully write out G-d unless it’s in a religious context. Also, it’s not so much that we’re not allowed to pronounce the Tetragrammaton, so much as we’re not allowed to pronounce it incorrectly. Unfortunately, we forgot how, much to our eternal embarresment. Originaly, written Hebrew had no vowels, so you just had to remember them by practicing them. However, the priests who were the only people who new how to pronounce the Ineffable Name basicly all died out some time after the destruction of the Second Temple. So whenever YHWH appears in print it’s standard practice to pronounce it as Adonai (Lord, the Lord) instead.
Ah, gotcha. Awesome!
My mom’s a minister and my dad’s a theology major and I remembered the whole “not speaking The Lord’s true name” thing right after my first reply. Derf. I am so sorry.
No problem. You didn’t mean ill by it. =P
Remember, it’s only news if it happens in New York.
Hot in the midwest for a month straight? Not a peep. But someone’s candle melts on the mantle of their chic Manhattan studio, and you hear about it for 3 days.
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