“This is my Rattata. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Rattata is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My Rattata, without me, is useless. Without my Rattata, I am useless. I must throw my Pokéball true. I must Hyper Claw straighter than my enemy who is trying to KO me. I must KO him before he Hyper Beams me.”
So… people playing Pokemon HG/SS, are you sick of that one little bastard you gave your phone number to yet?
God knows I am.